every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one
yesterday i might or might not have broken down in melbourne central like this and i couldn’t breathe just because becky told me Andy was wearing a beanie and he ordered a hot chocolate.
(via dorysconscience)
tonight a little girl said to me “you’re the pretty one” and “do you need me to assassinate any of your ex-boyfriends. not that anyone would dump you. they would date you but not dump”
so i am riding on a cloud of high self esteem cya idiots
HOLLA
infinite list of favorite movies - Legally Blonde
“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t.”
(via achieving)
Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains
And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?
lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
(via youlikecake)
to get my sleeping pattern back in order my friend and i decided to get up early and go out for breakfast in Richmond at one of my favourite cafés where the hot chocolates are as hot as the guys (thats really hot) and i ran into Cam Lee there and he is super great and we had a good as talk and he got like all his hair cut off and it likes gooooood.
then i went to uni and basically fell asleep so i went home and watched south park and had a nap. good day.
thestarsgowaltzingout:emilytea10:invisiblecashews:
Actually, the photographs are spaced ten years apart, not sixteen.
1912 to 1922.
The young, homeless (but no less dapper) wanderer shown in the first survived the sinking of the Titanic and swam to the shores of West Egg. There he built a life and a large, empty house, in an effort to win the heart of the wealthy, upper class woman he’d fallen in love with a decade earlier and had been separated from against his will.
He shed his earlier identity, and changed his name to reflect his new station. Jack was now known as Jay Gatsby, the eccentric millionaire who threw parties every night in the hopes that one day his love would show up and spin with him as they had long ago in the dance hall of the lower decks.
holy shit
And then, at the beginning of Inception, he starts out washed up on a shore.
still no oscar
Leo’s entire film career of unrelated projects has better continuity than glee.
are we going to ignore the fact that both Rose and Daisy’s names are names of flowers..no okay..
MY MIND IS BROKEN
(Source: margaritka2005, via technicolor-turtles)
